listening to my happy ending by arvil lavinge

back..din update for d past two days cos was quite busy.

wed: off day, but went back to sch for band till 5 plus. carn reali rmb wt happen buy rmb got sectional lunch. at first wan go telok blangah n eat mac. but who noes it close down. n i thought i still saw it at d beginning of the yr, weird. so end up eating at d market. ate chicken rice. stole abit of christine carrot cake. haha. :] then yeah after that went back for more band. after band rush to meet bebe at d bus stop cos she waited for me since 5pm. so touch. haha. then went off wif her to ps. n walk around saying lots of crap lah. then check for her drum course n i need to check guitar course. then after tt went to candice hse. went to bath n change. n they happily lah while i change like keep on knocking d door suddenly when i havent bath yet. damn weird lah. haha then watch tv d new show swimming one. then until 10..went into candice room. dun noe wt we did tt but we did rubbish. haha then after one hr plus. canr slp. so watch sch of rock on her laptop on her bed. damn funny laugh n laugh. haha then finish at 1.30 plus then went to slp. but i had a hard time sleeping cos bebe n candice making stupid noises like farting?! then after tt i dun even rmb tt i slept. keep waking up in d middle of d night cos so cold. kana signess. then heard candice say tt i slp talking. haha cos she beside me. then heard n she say damn scary. :X got meh. i dun even think i got slp loh. haha then...

thurs: woke up.. then blah blah. went c doc.. *eyeing at bebe* haha then rush off for band nxt. they having sectionals. then after sectionals is lunch lah. but before tt got commitee meeting. i totally stand wif wt mr yeo say lah. it makes sense. but d point is tt.. juz din come for yesterday n take off d rank is too..erm.. harsh lah.. then.. blah blah went for lunch wif d section plus justine and cherng shing. then blah blha blha went back for combined band. then tt's abt it..after tt then went rent comics went home. bath n ate dinner. fall asleep at 7 woke up in d morning in time to go sch. haha

today:went back to sch. got back papers. wt luck. i pass my eng. n i pass my home econs by luck. haha d rest for maths i pass but i fail my paper 2. haha happily lah. then got 60/100. damn bad can. grrrr. how to go 3C other class ppl got so damn high can. then.. got back cheena. got A for tt. haha so happy. i love chen lan qing lah. haha then.. art. i oso damn happy. i got B3 for it. yay! :] assembly went to hall for some emergency thingy. damn pissed. kana make to sit at a place i dun wan. :( then after sch went for band. mr wong din come so is andrea conduct d band. then maybe is time i get serious. :X haha then went tbp wif novelyn, pei xiu n cherng shing then ate at burger king. then i think i miss my hamster too much lah. haiz.. break down dere, haiz... thx anyway. is nuts. haha :X

listening to FF10 songs

back. exams is finally over. but it don't make a difference to me. n damn it. i screw up for MY LAST PAPER! break down infront of my juniors again. damn lah.anyway juz wana say thanks to them lah as usual. is always the same ppl. cherng shing, novelyn, germaine, pei xiu(even though you're not there but u sms me lah), rebecca, ya ting.thx alot!! lucky not tt serious like last yr...last yr wah before paper 2 i started crying liao. cos scared i drop to normal. haha. lucky i din lah. comfirm carn go 3C one lah. fuck lah. n SUMMORE LAST PAPER CAME OUT TWO SAME QUESTIONS I DO BEFORE YESTERDQY LOH. n mr yeow went through wif me can. n i dun noe how to do. FUCK! then.. last question blank. no time. damn lah.

after tt went cine with my clique.saw dis baby girl at the bus. omg she damn cute. so ask bebe to take pic of her cos that girl like bebe mah n summore nearer. so cute can. carn stand it.after tt walk around. ate at pasta. but i dun eat pasta so andrea went down with me to kfc n buy food. omg d food damn long can. should have buy at long john loh but kana bullied by sam chua dere lah. haha then.. after that.. went.. up then after that wanted go bowling n happily is not open. hurt my feelings n i've been looking forward to bowling whole day long. damn it. then..play arcade. time crisis 2!! i hate d gun like shit. no vibration like candice gun. haha. try DDR after two yrs. n i dun noe wt am i doing. then they make me go do d para para. so stupid tt one. must put d hand dere for dun noe wt. then wen take neoprint. think we click d wrong one. until d machinine rushing us. haha.

after that went to jurong. tania gtg home le. then.. we go ice skating. OMG I HATE ICE SKATING!!! i hate i hate. is so scary n is so pain, not fun. instead i am sweating like shit when is so cold. wth lah. then candice, andrea n bebe smart lah. all dun wan help me, make me walk on my own wif valerie. in d end bebe wan push me to fall down cos i dun dare to move fast cos i scared fall down wt. then in d end fail. but hor after a few sec i fall down. n MY BUTT IS WET!! TOGETHER WIF MY HP!! argh. then.. had a hard time getting up. d reason i dun wan fall is simple. i too fat to get up. nth to say lah. i hate ice skating. waste of money n time only. haha.

after that went to candice hse wif bebe. cos valerie gtg liao. andrea oso. so slack dere lah. candice was playing with d straightening hair thingy on bebe while i was in toilet. haha. then my turn kana frm her. then she go add more gel onto my hair. so funny can. after tt went to d first floor n watch tv until 8. then went home le. in d taxi was laughing like shit wif bebe cos she tell me abt her younger sis. wah lau so cute can her younger sis. laugh like shit when i hear it.

listeining to invisible by hoobastank

i realised blogger can update more than 530. i'm acting damn retarded. mainly my com is lagging lah. but i try to update on both sides than. haha i miss blogger.:) anyway blah blah exams haf been damn stress full. n i haf been writing rubbish k. haha esp geo, lit n sci. all rubbish! hahaha fail le. then i change blog skin. haha maroon 5!! haha shall add in the song oso

pig

my bro keep saying i look like bung cos of my size. :( die. i spike for fun only loh.dun noe tt it will result in tt kind of comment. my neighbour oso look at me like wt loh. dead. haha but who cares. shall wear cap when i go out nxt time d most lah.

26 question in alphabetical order

From A to Z

A - Age:
- 114

B - Brands usually bought:
- ?

C - Career in future:
- i dun noe

D - Dancing as a career??:
- dream on
E - Easiest person to talk to:
- pei xiu, cherng shing, novelyn, valerie, andrea

F - France or England
-- england

G - Gunbound or Ragnarok:
- BOTH

H - Hometown:
- sIngapore

I - Instruments:
- clairnet!! guitar

J - Jungle or Sea-side:
- sea side

K - Kids:
- ??

L - lefty or righty
- lefty rawks!

M - Meat or Vegetables:
- meat

N - Number of siblings:
- 1

O - Open Minded or Close minded
- close minded

P - Phobia[s]:
- insects(cockroach)

Q - Quantity or Quality (for anything):
- nth?

R - Reason to smile:
- make ppl happy.

S - Song you sang last:
- shape of my heart

T - Time you wake up:
- 8am

V - Vegetable you hate:
- all

W - Worst attitude:
- when ppl show attitude n summore still can so rude n suck up

X - Xavier or Jean Grey:
- wt is tt

Y - Yolk or Egg WHite:
- both

Z - Zodiac:
- cancer. yay cancer rawks!

listening to never be replaced by 1st ladi

haha back. now wei ting/et is beside me now. haha pei xiu call her et. tsk tsk. haha now they noe each other le. :) anway i spike my hair!!! obviously is i cut my hair first. haha i dun noe how d auntie cut one. so scary. haha. then went c doctor. so sad loh d doctor din gif me mc for tmr :( haha then came home. was smsing throughout. haha. then wei ting came my hse. haha now she is reading. haha reading d i dun noe wt bk is it. haha :) smart right. hahaahah haiz. sianz. haha might update later :] or put lyrics. haha

omg. du lao shi so morden. she wore sports bra to sch!. haha so cute right? i actually maluated myself infront of sumbody cos of her loh. haha

listening to eyes on me

my stupid dad. make me lost control of myself to use d com. how smart can he get n now he is yelling at me to get out of it. finally i dun noe where is d switch. n he actually go n find it.

listening to balamb garden frm FF8

back. sch was ok. i guess. haha. haiz. but was kinda bored lah. after sch went band room. i dun noe. i am confused. it juz wasn't d same anymore. i dun noe y..but d feeling is jzu gone when i am in d band room. everyting seems so weird. no one is interested in their playing of instruments but talking n playing in d band room. i wonder wt is going on. oh well. haiz. dun noe lah. so i stay outside doing sci wb. after tt went c saxophone haf sectionals. then went band room slack. play abit of eb clarinet. so cute. haha then.. went tbp wif cecillia n novelyn. damn slack. haha then went home liao. haha.

listening to i wana be with you by many moore

back again. haha dun noe y. guess tt i am bored. haha it seems tt i'm rather upset. haha cos of sumting. haiz... i am not d one who is doing it n i am so worried for d person. whole day carn focuse at all... haiz. y must it be u.......argh.... haiz.. anyway haha FF8 got one song damn nice. eyes on me. haha shall put d lyrics. :]

I never sang my songs,
On the stage, on my own
I never said my words,
Wishing they would be heard,
I saw you smiling at me was it real? Or just my fantasy?
You’d always be there in the corner of this tiny little bar.

My last night here for you,
Same old songs just once more,
My last night here with you?
Maybe yes, maybe no.
I kinda liked it your way,
How u shyly placed your eyes on me,
Did You ever know that I had mine on you?

*Darling so there you are,
With that look on your face,
As if you’re never hurt,
As if you’re never down,
Shall I be the one for you?
Who pinches you softly but sure,
If frown is shown then,
I will know that you are no dreamer.

So let me come to you,
Close as I wanna be,
Close enough for me,
To feel your heart beating fast,
And stay there as I whisper,
How I love your peaceful eyes on me,
Did you ever know?
That I had mine on you.

Darling so share with me,
Your love if you have enough,
Or tears if you’re holding back,
Or pain if that’s what it is,
How can I let you know?
I’m more than the dress and a voice,
Just reach me out then,
You will know that you are not dreaming.

*Darling so there you are,
With that look on your face,
As if you’re never hurt,
As if you’re never down,
Shall I be the one for you?
Who pinches you softly but sure,
If frown is shown then,
I will know that you are no dreamer.

listening to zanarkland by FF10. haha

sch reopen today. haha. today is such a nice day. even if i din finish my hw. :) haha. yay :] came to sch in d moring to copy hw. haha madness lah. bebe help me do my geo. haha, thx. then.. lesson started. without miss foo in assembly. haha yay. got one relief teacher. whoeva is tt she sure look like can be bullied. haha then.. started d day off wif cheena. chen lan qing is so funny as usual. she scolded me for not finishing my zuo ye d compre. but i gif her sum lame excuse till she gaf up. haha let me bring hm n do :] then.. must describ ur frenz wt. so i choose qi zhen. haha everyone seems to noe is her. cos i wrote. she wear spects, she got long hair, n when teacher ask her sum question she behave like mad woman. n everyone noe is her lioa. haha. then. er. maths nxt. it was fun for d first time. cos not enough tables for me, bebe n rina. so ended up sitting on d floor for d lesson. n it was kinda fun cos i can focus wif elango walking or stand beside teaching. haha hope tmr oso like tt. then recess. went wif candice, valerie, bebe, andrea, tania n joan. then after recess is eng. my dil is absent. n dis particular teacher who reminds me of miss tock gif me d creep. i hate miss tock n now tt her sister is back. argh. hope tt she won't pull ur uniform, use her bloody fingers n point at ur face. or even slap ppl cos i swear if she do tt i'm gona sue her. haha. then. after eng was geo. was kinda ok, i guess. then after geo was pw. slack throughout lah. haha then.. sci was playing wif andrea throughout d lesson time. haha damn nuts. keep turning around disturbing valerie, tania n cass lee. haha then andrea help me draw on my hand. cos i wan fool ppl tt i cut myself. haha then in d end. ended up so funny. fool candice n bebe. all like "yeah right, u cut urself". i was like "..." then after sci.

while walking to audi. beatrice go n say my hand look like menses. :X wah lau. i was like "......" then...dance. so retarded. got test. n i hate it. do d waltz. argh. but ended up i got an A. haha surprise. after sch went tbp eat. wif candice, bebe n valerie. damn nuts. go put d "nipples" into my drinks. argh. sicko. haha but i finshed it. haha then.. go return comics. then went home liao. overall today is a nice day :)

went tuition today. was smsing throughout can... abt d philyouth tingy. haiz. then after tuition rush to parkmall tt side. meet cherng shing n pei xiu down dere. d two of them damn pig. obviously is tt they r behind me still say they r at ps. crap lah. then keep laughing n laughing cos we r walking n walking further n further away frm d bus stop. so funny meh?

then reach tt time. saw andrea they all. they reach earlier than us. then dun noe where we go lah. go toilet! yes TOILET! YAY TOILET RAWKS. haha make some stupid crap :) haha then waited for ppl to come then watch d concert. it was kinda ok. haha i guess. or rather is nice lah. haha juz tt d 1st clarinet abit screw up. haha then.. blah blah blah went ps eat. then walk around yamaha then went home. d food at ps is horrible. i never wan go dere eat tt stupid stall again. :) haha

anyway i juz wana wish those ppl who r having prelims tmr gd luck! haha :) esp to those ppl whom i noe or always talk to online or through sms :] haha must get all As k? :)

The Nun and the Cabbie

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!

OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfils the cab driver's fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My! dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I have sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

Baby Monkey

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The Tax Office decides to audit Ralph, and summons him to the Tax Office

The ATO auditor is not surprised when Ralph shows up with his attorney.

The auditor says, "Listen, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the ATO finds that believable."

"I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Ralph. "How about a demonstration?"

The auditor thinks for a moment and said, "Okay.
Go ahead."

Ralph says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye."

The auditor thinks a moment and says, "No way! It's a bet."

Ralph removes his glass eye and bites it.

The auditor's jaw drops. Ralph says, "Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye."

The auditor can tell Ralph isn't blind, so he takes the bet.

Ralph removes his dentures and bites his good eye.

The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Ralph's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.

"Want to go double or nothing?" Ralph asks.
"I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between."

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this guy can manage that stunt, so he agrees again.

Ralph stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Ralph's attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

"Are you okay?" the auditor asks.

"Not really," says the attorney. "This morning, when Ralph told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty thousand dollars that he could come in here and piss all over an ATO official's desk and that you'd be happy about it."

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